Why am I such an ass?

MaulingMonkey, you're a geo-synchronised orbiting rotating self-gravitating anus, portalling arsefluid through a vacuum of folded space and time from far distant and alien galaxies to ours. —SirBe

Why am I such an ass?

I'm trying to edjumicate you

I'm tired of your corruption of the truth

I'm not one to suffer fools