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Biological Statistics

Age 21
Class Programmer
Alignment Neutral Chaotic
Race Transdimensional gastrointestinal System
Afflicting
Memes
* Sparta/300/THIS IS #GAMEDEV
* Needs moar cowbell
* Pineapples
* Over 9,000!!!
Afflicting
Conspiracies
* ALLCAPS laws of the Lawyer Cabal
Language
Standings

I'm a strict omni-iconoclast:
I apply strict omni-iconoclastism to all programming languages
(or is it omni-iconoclasticalism ?)

MaulingMonkey, you're a geo-synchronised orbiting rotating self-gravitating anus, portalling arsefluid through a vacuum of folded space and time from far distant and alien galaxies to ours. —SirBe
I'm not a bot. I'm part of a transdimensional gastrointestinal system. —MaulingMonkey
More cowbell? THIS IS #GAMEDEV!!! We are the programmers who say OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! —MaulingMonkey
Son of a pig forger! —MaulingMonkey, with credit to RSC_x
The Anti-Budah —Codah

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Do The Whirlwind

Emotes

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Google

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